rionaleonhart: goes wrong: unparalleled actor robert grove looks handsomely at the camera. (unappreciated in my own time)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2026-03-22 01:21 pm

Unhand Me, You Fiend.

By wordcount, The Goes Wrong Show is now my fifth most written fandom of all time, even discounting the fifty-plus Goes Wrong fills I wrote for the Three-Sentence Ficathon. This is an insane development; I started writing for this fandom two and a half months ago. Everything else in the top five is something I've been into for a decade or more.

I wonder what's made me fall so hard into writing for this fandom; slapstick stage plays are not my usual fandom fare! My best guess is that it's a combination of factors:

- There's enough Goes Wrong canon for me to get to know and care about the characters, but, at the same time, there is not enough Goes Wrong canon to satisfy me, so I'm uncontrollably driven to create more.

- In particular, there's very little Goes Wrong canon that shows the characters offstage! There's enough to get me interested in what happens offstage, and a couple of fascinatingly insane canonical details about the characters' personal lives (I am never going to be over the fact that Robert has canonically slept with both Chris and Dennis's mothers), but their offstage lives are left as a largely blank canvas that I can't resist painting on. There's a very obvious stretch of unexplored territory, and that sort of thing is always going to invite fanworks.

- Although this is a small fandom and my fics for it don't generally get a large readership, it's got enough life and passion in it to feel like I'm sharing with an enthusiastic small community, rather than dropping my work into a void. I've received a lot of really lovely comments, which have been very encouraging ♥

- I find Robert and Chris's voices very easy to get into. They're both middle-class, English and inclined towards slightly pretentious and/or old-fashioned phrasing, and, let's be honest, so am I.

- I'm very attracted to Robert Grove (as played by Henry Lewis), which is a fun novelty; it's pretty rare for me to find anyone seriously attractive. As a consequence, my writing about him has a refreshingly genuine horniness that I hadn't realised was lacking in a lot of my shipfic! It's very easy for me to write about Chris being attracted to Robert, and to believe wholeheartedly in that attraction, however unhappy Chris might be about it.

- Robert Grove is just a very fun character to write. I think a large part of it is as simple as that. He's loud, he's imposing, he's larger-than-life, he blithely causes problems for everyone, and everything he says or does is ridiculous. Plus he's straightforward in a way that proves extremely handy when writing shipfic; I've often had to struggle with characters who refuse to acknowledge their own feelings or dance endlessly around each other, so it's refreshing to write a character who will decide 'we should have sex' and then make that opinion very clear.

- It's been a long time since I last got heavily into a comedy fandom, and I'd forgotten how much fun it is to write comedy!

I'm so glad I was introduced to this stupid show. This is the best time I've had in a fandom in years.
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obliviousally ([personal profile] obliviousally) wrote2026-03-20 11:59 pm

stuff and first day of spring~



got out today and was able to bike up to merriman valley so i could visit happy tails thrift shop. it was overcast/sprinkling most of the day, but not so much that it was annoying. trying to enjoy things even if they're not in my most ideal conditions, weather-wise




saw lots of bits of greenry peeking through the brown and grey brush of winter. all the tiny things starting to come to life





had a good score at happy tails, though! first thing i found was a neat playing card set with a deck of goodyear branded playing cards and a fancy metal pencil! i really love the old scorecards i've seen that read 'we' vs 'they'. also found a little trio of outer banks lighthouses. something to put with my other trinkets, reminds me of my mom and when we lived out on hatteras island. a very cute little carved wooden kitty and a really nice/sturdy waxed canvas bag!

they had a LOT of bags there right now and i was just browsing them out of curiosity b/c i have a lot of bags already, but i'm always interested in, like, a neat-looking bag or a cool coin purse or something. this guy has a bunch of inner pockets, too, and for only six bucks i was sold

also snagged a really nice can opener and a reusable snack bag, both to live in my bike bags! and a big chunk of some heavy knit chevron fabric i'll probably use around the house somewhere for a table cover or something (not pictured lol)

i ALSO stopped at northside marketplace on the way back home b/c something compelled me to and i didn't feel like going home just yet and i found a really cute possum plush and a 3D printed keychain - for $13 total!



when i got home, i cleaned up around my desk area and some of the living room, then dug my patches and pins out to decorate the new bag (it's going to swap out with my opossum 'first of all, i am a delight' tote i've been using for awhile - it's easier to just toss a tote in my bike basket than a bookbag and it's mostly going back and forth to work tbh). ended up weirdly autumn-themed for it being spring now



on the way back from northside marketplace, saw some new graffiti along the towpath



and, finally, some creatures doing creature things on the porch (observing the neighborhood)
rionaleonhart: goes wrong: unparalleled actor robert grove looks handsomely at the camera. (unappreciated in my own time)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2026-03-20 11:48 pm

Fanfiction: Mixed Beans (The Goes Wrong Show, Robert/Chris)

I think this is the worst title I've ever given a fic.

Fun fact: I've now officially posted an entire quarter of the Robert/Chris fanfiction on AO3. I think this means there's not enough Robert/Chris fanfiction on AO3.


Title: Mixed Beans
Fandom: The Goes Wrong Show
Rating: 14
Pairing: Robert/Chris, with references to Robert/Celia
Wordcount: 2,700
Summary: Robert books a romantic getaway with Chris's mother. There is a misunderstanding.

Mixed Beans )
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obliviousally ([personal profile] obliviousally) wrote2026-03-20 12:26 pm
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random tarot pulls on the spring equinox

me - 2 of swords ⇧

A stalemate. No matter how you approach this guillotine, you’ll lose your head. A blind fold is cast off, who was wearing it? Does seeing the stalemate help you realize that you don’t need to use this device at all?

The card signals blocked thoughts, unclear emotions, or a truce with another person or thought.

in reverse, this particular card is the same. No matter how you turn some situations, we will often find that they are the same at every angle. sometimes a stalemate is just that. Why do we want to put our heads under the blade so often? Often the best way to play the game is to not play it at all. Winning can be walking away.



the 'situation' - The Nine of Disks ⇩ (actually backwards too lol)

You throw yourself on the fire to keep your wealth cooking. who reaps the rewards of your sacrifice? do you do this willingly? It certainly seems that way. your job won’t ever love you the way you love it.

the advice this imparts I think is clear enough. You can have wealth, or support it for others, but it’s costing you your very body. What toll does this take on you? probably more than you realized. more than you can actually give and keep going.

Recognize who is dependent on who in this situation. Is this even about you at all, or is it about someone else toiling for you? it will be clear if you consider it, i promise.

In reverse, this card warns that you are killing yourself for literally nothing. There is no reward at the end of this. No compensation for giving up your time, your life. your hard work will not be noticed where you’re putting it. It’s time to recognize who does and doesn’t deserve you.


whatever next - The 9 of Cups ⇩

you did it. you achieved your dreams. you had success in a relationship, or got that job you wanted, or attained the lifestyle you sought after. this is the joy and satisfaction of having done the thing.

generally this is just good shit. having your dreams fulfilled is nice. but also, it can be your dreams fulfilled. if you’ve ever wanted something for the wrong reasons, you have likely reached the end of things and found it to be a strange nightmare.

wish fulfillment, success, does not always mean a good thing. bear that in mind. too much attention your way can make your ego grow too fast. too much success and you might start chasing random things just because, not even realizing that all the success you’ve had has poisoned your mind away from what actually sustains you.

In reverse (if you can figure out which side is up), we’re talking the cups poured out. unhappiness and nightmares as things fall apart, your dreams decaying in a gutter. this often leads to self-hatred, apathy, and depression.
rionaleonhart: goes wrong: unparalleled actor robert grove looks handsomely at the camera. (unappreciated in my own time)
Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2026-03-18 12:43 pm

Fanfiction: Ad Libitum (The Goes Wrong Show, Robert/Chris)

Yet more fanfiction for The Goes Wrong Show!

Here's a game you can play: see if you can guess what Chris named the main characters in his play before you read this, on the assumption that Chris just asked himself 'what names do gay men have?'


Title: Ad Libitum
Fandom: The Goes Wrong Show
Rating: 14
Pairing: Robert/Chris
Wordcount: 1,800
Summary: Chris and Robert play lovers on stage. Things do not go as planned.

Ad Libitum )
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Mark Smith ([staff profile] mark) wrote in [site community profile] dw_maintenance2026-03-14 01:04 pm

Performing some traffic maintenance today

Happy Saturday!

I'm going to be doing a little maintenance today. It will likely cause a tiny interruption of service (specifically for www.dreamwidth.org) on the order of 2-3 minutes while some settings propagate. If you're on a journal page, that should still work throughout!

If it doesn't work, the rollback plan is pretty quick, I'm just toggling a setting on how traffic gets to the site. I'll update this post if something goes wrong, but don't anticipate any interruption to be longer than 10 minutes even in a rollback situation.

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Riona ([personal profile] rionaleonhart) wrote2026-03-10 07:25 pm

That Was Not Naturalistic.

I dreamt last night that I followed Robert Grove of The Goes Wrong Show into a bathroom stall in a shopping centre and attempted to solicit sex from him. He just stared at me and left. I can't believe I was rejected when my approach was so normal and irresistible.

As a consequence of this, I have spent a concerning amount of the day thinking about sex with Robert Grove.

My first instinct was that Robert would be a selfish lover, because, well, he's a selfish person. However! What Robert really wants to do, at all times, is put on a performance and get a warm reception from the audience. In bed, you are his audience, and his main interest is getting a good response from you.

This means he will pay attention to your pleasure in bed! If you're not visibly and audibly enjoying yourself, he's not satisfied. Unfortunately, he is ungracious about this; if your response is not to his satisfaction, he will call you a philistine and sulk.

While Robert is likely of the opinion that thrusting harder equals better sex, you can probably get him to do just about anything if you frame it as a role you'd like him to perform. He is willing to perform oral sex, but will grumble that he prefers speaking roles.

My extremely inexpert assessment of the other members of the Cornley Drama Society in bed:

Annie: Great! Bold and enthusiastic, invested in both of you having a good time, introduces you to some fun new fetishes.

Sandra: Sandra and Robert are both very self-absorbed, but, unlike Robert - who seeks to bolster his ego through your reactions - I think Sandra's mainly interested in her own pleasure in bed. She knows what she's doing, though, which is more than can be said for much of the society. You'll probably still have a good time.

Max: Clueless but enthusiastic. Is, like Robert, very invested in you responding well. Probably not bad overall.

Dennis: Clueless and terrified. He's either dreadful or, much to the surprise of both of you, turns out to be the best sex you've ever had.

Vanessa: Has drawn up an agenda for your sexual encounter, assigning time slots for each specific act, and will become very stressed out if you deviate from it. She'd probably be good if she relaxed a little! She will never relax.

Trevor: I have no idea what Trevor is like in bed, and I find it slightly alarming to contemplate. If it's anything like the way he drives, you are in physical danger.

Jonathan: N/A. You will never sleep with Jonathan. You can try! But somehow the two of you will always be prevented from actually performing the deed. He's probably the best lover in the drama society, but you'll never know.

Chris: Terrible. The worst of the lot. He will try! He will fail. Do not sleep with Chris Bean.

I mean, you can if you want to. It's not that bad; he's just deeply repressed in a way that is unlikely to mesh well with 'hey, it's time for a lot of intimacy and physical contact.' The experience is likely to be disappointing, rather than traumatic. But it's going to be so disappointing.