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[ichthyocentaurs]

Was working on a computer at "work", which was a police... whatever... precinct? but I was doing something I actually do at work (which I won't say, doesn't matter) when some bitch walked up with a few papers and was like " as you're filling out X add this info to it" and I was like ok rolling eyes emoji and it was kinda like... she assumed I was almost finished (or just wanted it fast) and it was like 5pm so I was like ok this is like, some making sure I didn't slack off when work was almost over shit. so I looked at the papers as she waited in eyeshot and realized it was about like, rebranding joe arpaio or whatever, that fucking dogshit sheriff, by taking the o off the end of his name and also always referring to him as his old nickname (brain, why did you do this) "Licky", and reestablishing his cred by having him becone like a high ranking member of a gun club in southern ca before transitioning him back into law enforcement. It was all officially signed off by some dude. my actual work does not make sense with this info so I think my brain just bridged some gap here lmao. for like one second I was like :( but my job security before I was like ok how do I leak this without her seeing me because fuck this. woke up before could go full thriller.

anyway hope this is somehow a premonition and that monster dies soon. true human scum.